The Journey
“Every city has a sound. Every sound has an address.
Every address has something you won’t find on Google Maps.”
— DJ Teta
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“The journey begins and ends in St Andrews.
Like all perfect circles.”
- The Beta BandIndie / Psychedelic Folk
- Steve MasonIndie / Lo-fi
- The AliensIndie / Psych pop · ex Beta Band
- Gregory’s Meridian Line — the meridian line traced by astronomer James Gregory almost two centuries before Greenwich’s
- The “PH” initials in the cobblestones — outside St Salvator’s, where the martyr Patrick Hamilton was burned in 1528. By superstition, students never step on them: those who do, they say, will never graduate
- Castle Sands — a small hidden beach beneath the castle ruins, with a tidal pool among the rocks
- Fish supperFish supper
- CranachanCranachan
- TabletTablet

The Beta Band are from St Andrews. Steve Mason also returns near the end, in Edinburgh, tracing a narrative circle that closes the journey where it began. The Aliens were also born out of The Beta Band: you will meet them again in the Laboratory, inside one of Dj Teta’s vitamins.
- Bay City RollersPop Rock
- FishProgressive Rock
- KT TunstallSinger-Songwriter
- The SnutsIndie Rock
- IdlewildIndie Rock
- Cramond Island — Reachable on foot at low tide — timing is everything
- St John the Evangelist — The church where the secrets of the journey resonate
- Haggis, neeps & tattiesHaggis, neeps & tatties
- Scotch pieScotch pie
- Irn-BruIrn-Bru

The logarithm and the magic of numbers.
- TravisBritpop
- Belle & SebastianIndie Pop
- Franz FerdinandIndie Rock
- Primal ScreamIndie Rock
- Deacon BlueRock Pop
- ChvrchesSynth Pop
- Biffy ClyroAlt Rock
- The ProclaimersFolk Rock
- Teenage FanclubIndie Rock
- Frightened RabbitIndie Folk
- Boards of CanadaElectronic
- MogwaiPost-Rock
- Simple MindsNew Wave
- The Jesus and Mary ChainNoise Pop
- Aztec CameraIndie Pop
- Barrowland Ballroom — Glasgow’s most iconic venue. Shoes have been sticking to the floor since 1934
- Kelvingrove Park — Where the buskers play on Saturdays — the park that knows every secret
- Sub Club — Scotland’s oldest electronic music club. Below street level
- Irn-BruIrn-Bru
- Macaroni pieMacaroni pie
- Deep-fried Mars barDeep-fried Mars bar

Music can change people’s lives. The Manifesto’s first words appear here — without being named.
- MarillionProgressive Rock
- Sam FenderIndie Rock
- Simple MindsNew Wave
- Rosslyn Chapel — The chapel of codes — arrive early in the morning
- Oldbattle Monastery — Invented. Or maybe not. Search, and ask whoever speaks Latin
- PorridgePorridge
- Smoked salmonSmoked salmon
- Clootie dumplingClootie dumpling

Non omnia dormunt — not everything sleeps. Search, and ask whoever speaks Latin. Does the monastery exist?
- Malcolm MiddletonIndie Folk
- Arab StrapPost-Rock
- Robert Burns House — Where Scotland’s most beloved poet spent his final years
- Caerlaverock Castle — A unique triangular castle, the only one of its kind in the world
- Northern Lantern — Teta’s hostel. Find it. Call ahead to confirm
- Selkirk bannockSelkirk bannock
- Galloway beefGalloway beef
- CranachanCranachan

A hostel no one remembers, but one that once pulsed with life. Teta knows it. What did it leave us?
- OasisBritpop
- The Stone RosesMadchester
- Happy MondaysMadchester
- The SmithsIndie / Post-Punk
- Joy Division / New OrderPost-Punk
- JamesIndie Rock
- Inspiral CarpetsMadchester
- ElbowArt Rock
- Affleck’s Palace — A 4-storey alternative market in the Northern Quarter
- The Haçienda — Now flats — where the British rave scene was born
- Ancoats — Europe’s first industrial district, now food halls and artist studios
- Chip barmChip barm
- Manchester tartManchester tart
- Bury black puddingBury black pudding

The Cozy Note isn’t on Google Maps. Isacco dances alone to Waltzing Along.
- Echo and the BunnymenPost-Punk
- The CoralIndie Rock
- CastBritpop
- The La’sIndie Pop
- The FarmBaggy
- SpaceAlternative
- OMDSynth Pop
- Frankie Goes to HollywoodNew Wave
- The Cavern Club — The back door. Not the main one
- Albert Dock — The Tate museum and the Beatles museum, on the same block
- Mathew Street — Where Lennon & McCartney met
- ScouseScouse
- Wet Nelly puddingWet Nelly pudding
- Liverpool toffeeLiverpool toffee

Musico ergo sum — I exist because I play. Sofia says it again to Isacco by the docks. The stone she throws skips five times. The number isn’t random.
- DovesIndie Rock
- ElbowArt Rock
- Quarry Bank Mill — One of the best-preserved cotton mills in the world
- Lindow Moss — The bog where Lindow Man was found — two thousand years of silence
- Lancashire hotpotLancashire hotpot
- Eccles cakeEccles cake
- Chip barmChip barm

There’s no rush in Wilmslow: just a stream to follow and a code that reveals itself one sign at a time. Turing was born here — his genius still lives in these places.
- Black SabbathHeavy Metal
- Duran DuranNew Wave
- Ocean Colour SceneBritpop
- The TwangIndie Rock
- The StreetsUK Garage
- UB40Reggae Pop
- Electric Light OrchestraArt Rock
- DovesIndie Rock
- Custard Factory — Former Bird’s factory, now a creative space
- Jewellery Quarter — 40% of British jewellery is still made here
- Cadbury World — Bournville — a town built by a chocolate factory
- Balti curryBalti curry
- Brummie bacon cakesBrummie bacon cakes
- Cadbury chocolateCadbury chocolate

ELO are from Birmingham. Secret Messages. Something is being transmitted that only Isacco hears during the journey.
- Tears for FearsNew Wave
- Peter GabrielArt Rock
- TrickyTrip-Hop
- Roman Baths — Come at 6pm when the tourists leave
- Beckford’s Tower — A view over the city — almost no one goes there
- Sally Lunn bunSally Lunn bun
- Bath Oliver biscuitBath Oliver biscuit
- Cream teaCream tea

Roland Orzabal and Curt Smith are from Bath. They wrote Mad World as teenagers, looking down at Bath from above. Isacco listens to it and thinks.
- Jesus JonesAlternative Rock
- Bradford on Avon Tithe Barn — A medieval granary from 1341
- Saxon Church — One of the best-preserved Saxon churches
- Avoncliff Aqueduct — An aqueduct over the canal
- Sally Lunn bunSally Lunn bun
- Cheddar cheeseCheddar cheese
- Cream teaCream tea

Zeroes and Ones. Isacco sees the world as binary code. Sofia points out to him that there’s always a value between zero and one.
- The ClashPunk
- David BowieGlam Rock
- BlurBritpop
- Amy WinehouseSoul
- The JamPunk / Mod
- Roxy MusicArt Rock
- Frank TurnerFolk Punk
- GorillazAlt Hip-Hop
- The 100 Club — Hosted the Sex Pistols, jazz, and everything in between
- Rough Trade East — London’s most important record shop
- Columbia Road Flower Market — Sunday morning, nothing but flowers and music
- The Harmony Vault — Chelsea’s secret club. Does it really exist?
- Pie and mashPie and mash
- Salt beef bagel (Brick Lane)Salt beef bagel (Brick Lane)
- Full English breakfastFull English breakfast

The Harmony Vault, Chelsea, 14 August. Teta is on the decks. The 77 songs from the London DJ set are on this website.
- Frank TurnerFolk Punk
- MuseAlt Rock
- Winchester Cathedral — One of England’s most beautiful Gothic cathedrals
- The Great Hall — King Arthur’s Round Table — or what some believe to be
- St Cross Hospital — One of the oldest almshouses in the world, still in operation
- Hampshire watercress soupHampshire watercress soup
- Winchester sausageWinchester sausage
- Cream teaCream tea

Something happens in Winchester. The same feeling will return. Those who’ve read it know. Those who haven’t yet — this is the reason to start.
- The Go! TeamIndie Pop
- Fatboy SlimElectronic
- The KooksIndie Rock
- The LevellersFolk Punk
- Snoopers Paradise — A 3-storey antiques market
- The Lanes — The narrow alleys no GPS really knows
- Harmonic Archive — Aurelius’s bookshop. Does it really exist?
- Rock candyRock candy
- Fish and chipsFish and chips
- Sussex pond puddingSussex pond pudding

Aurelius runs a bookshop that mostly sells books with musical references. What he finds in the storeroom changes things.
- Depeche ModeSynth Pop
- Alison Moyet / YazooSynth Pop
- Basildon New Town — 1950s architecture — designed to be perfect
- Essex breakfastEssex breakfast
- Jellied eelsJellied eels
- Pie and mashPie and mash

Basildon is a grey, planned, peripheral new town. Depeche Mode come from there. Does every city get the sound it deserves, or the one it needs?
- RadioheadAlt Rock
- Pink FloydProgressive
- Nick DrakeFolk
- SupergrassBritpop
- Mathematical Bridge — Built without a single nail, or so they say
- Kettle’s Yard — Jim Ede’s house-museum — modern art as if you lived inside it
- Grantchester Meadows — The fields beyond the Cam — Pink Floyd sang about them
- The Eagle pub — Where Watson and Crick announced the discovery of DNA in 1953
- Fitzbillies Chelsea bunFitzbillies Chelsea bun
- Cream teaCream tea
- Punt picnic sconesPunt picnic scones

Here the numbers always converge on the same point. And maybe, for the first time, so does Teta.
- The Sisters of MercyGothic Rock
- Kaiser ChiefsIndie Rock
- Soft CellSynth Pop
- Gang of FourPost-Punk
- Alt-JIndie Rock
- Shed SevenBritpop
- The MusicIndie Rock
- Kirkstall Abbey — Gothic ruins in the middle of the city
- Victoria Quarter — A Victorian shopping arcade with stained glass
- Yorkshire Dales — The moors — hard to explain. Just go
- Yorkshire puddingYorkshire pudding
- ParkinParkin
- Yorkshire stew and dumplingsYorkshire stew and dumplings

El loco taught life lessons. Beauty isn’t aesthetics — it’s the force that moves people.
- Shed SevenBritpop
- The Sisters of MercyGothic Rock
- Whitby Abbey — Gothic ruins on the cliff — Bram Stoker used them for Dracula
- 199 Steps — The staircase up to the abbey — 199 steps, counted by Mina
- Whitby Harbour — The harbour with fishing boats and the smell of fish & chips
- Whitby fish and chipsWhitby fish and chips
- Yorkshire curd tartYorkshire curd tart
- Whitby kippersWhitby kippers

Bram Stoker wrote part of Dracula in Whitby. The abbey atop the cliff is the same one Dracula leapt over, transformed into a dog. The mystery is real.
- Biffy ClyroAlt Rock
- TravisBritpop
- The ProclaimersFolk Rock
- Frightened RabbitIndie Folk
- Boards of CanadaElectronic
- MogwaiPost-Rock
- Simple MindsNew Wave
- RunrigCeltic Rock
- Summerhall Distillery — A former veterinary school, now a cultural space — it sounds different at night
- The Caves (South Bridge) — The vaults. There’s a story here that might involve Dj Teta
- Haggis, neeps & tattiesHaggis, neeps & tatties
- Scotch pieScotch pie
- Cullen skinkCullen skink

Steve Mason (The Beta Band) appears in Ch.2 with Dry the Rain. He returns in Ch.30 with Planet Sizes — song 114. The scientific circle closes in Edinburgh — at the Napier Institute.
- The Beta BandIndie / Psychedelic Folk
- Steve MasonIndie / Lo-fi
- The AliensIndie / Psych pop · ex Beta Band
- West Sands Beach — At dawn on the day of return. The starting point is also the finish line
- St Andrews Cathedral ruins — The wind still plays here. Teta listens in silence
- Fish supperFish supper
- CranachanCranachan
- TabletTablet

The journey begins and ends in St Andrews. Like all perfect circles.
Every dish tasted along the way has a sound. From Birmingham’s balti to the britpop that grew up alongside us — discover how food and music tell the same story.
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